Now here's a tale - last January I bought a new tv, ready for the change to digital and HD should I ever feel the need to pay for the priviledge of watching things highly defined. A thingy on the back of it broke within the first week but as I'd probably rammed a scart lead in too forcefully I over looked it. Within a few weeks I re-packed it into its box carefully in readiness for moving house. It didn't see the light of day again until October when my youngest daughter magically set it up for me - she managed to get freeview channels without the need of more dosh going in an outwards direction and even more leads and equipment, however, there was a strange pink vertical line about two thirds across, so I took it back to my nearest Currys.
It was hard explaining that it had been set up twice during a few months at two different addresses. Once they'd grasped that I did not live at the address they'd secreted on their system and inevitably suggested that I'd caused the pink line when I moved, I then had another upwards struggle to launch. I could have told them as I didn't know what the pink line was I doubt I could have caused it, me thinking that pink lines smack of designer capabilities I don't have.
There followed a long process of them arranging to take the tv to give to one of their 'tech guys' to fix - I'd been thinking that as it was under twelve months since I'd bought it they'd give me another one. That is the statutory position but I didn't know that then. When I was asked did I want it fixing in situ, and if it couldn't be fixed then it would be taken away I explained that I'd made the sixty mile round trip becuse it states on their website that if the faulty tv is under a certain size then take it to ones nearest store. If I left it with them then I'd have to collect it when it was fixed as they couldn't deliver it back to me. If they couldn't fix it within 28 days then I could have a replacement.
All the time I'd been watching tv on a pc and a laptop which has been very hit and miss given another saga ongoing simultaineously - the saga of intermittent broadband, men up poles, wires trailing and wet plaster and lots else. Sometimes downloading tv programmes worked but it all seemed to depend on whether next door had their washing machine on or if a Union Jack was flying at Sandringham, I don't know...
On the 29th day another dimension of madness began, about the store not having a phone number accessible to the public and no one ever having heard of me - but, someone in a call centre thought that perhaps I might get a letter from the store soon telling me to go and collect another one as their records indicated the tv could not be fixed. A letter eventually arrived but it's a mystery seeing as no one had seemed to know about me. I set off to get my replacement, but silly me, I ought to have foreseen that the model and make would no longer be available and I ended up parting with an extra fifty quid for the only non 'in your face' black tv that would suit.
Tentatively I set it up as best I could. The sofa is a long way from the only place the tv could go because of a short ariel lead and various inadequacies of the so far incomplete living room. As a consequence I had to squint and concentrate very hard to make any sense of the menu of scheduled programmes.
For example, I found a channel previously unknown to me 'Yesterday' or yesteryear or something, and I thought I'd struck lucky one afternoon when I glimpsed a programme entitled 'Hildegard of Bingen' because I'm into that sort of thing. After about fifteen minutes waiting for it to start and wondering why I was watching a program about the last world war I walked to the tv and pressed the right buttons and found out I was actually watching a programme entitled 'Hitler's Bodyguard'. Thankfully youngest daughter decided to visit again just in time to set it all up properly for me, just in time for Christmas too, but I still couldn't read the scheduled menu from where I sit.
Then on Christmas Eve, about 1953 hours, not long after I'd driven said daughter over Exmoor to catch her coach back to the Midlands, Patty decided to eat the remote control.
I couldn't be doing with jumping up and down trying to press buttons and knobs so it's been back to the downloads on pc and laptop and a crazy broadband connection. Naturally a universal remote control will not operate this particular tv, so tomorrow it's back to the tech guys.
Meanwhile, here's another pic of Larry who it would seem is improving but whilst his front parts look about right for a young ram his nether regions are those of an old man sheep. A chicken coop is in the planning stages for I am to have my first chuck in with a neighbour's so I can learn the ropes. I only need about four eggs a week, if that, so this will be interesting.
By the way, I don't know if anyone who reads my blog ever listens to some of the music links I post in the sidebar - this week's TouTube clip is of one of my first ever favourite songs, and I still remember clearly going to see Jethro Tull at The Free Trade Hall, Manchester in the 70's.





